Bathroom Update

UPDATE: nothing haha

So here is the deal with the bathroom. As I painted the ceiling, the popcorn crap above the tub rolled off with the paint roller. There had been a small area where the kids had splashed water on the ceiling two years ago, but nothing that we thought a coat of paint wouldn't solve. WRONG So I bought one of those kits at Lowe's that you spray on and it puts new popcorn crap on. UMMM YEAH well obviously it was made for a man to use not thinking of a woman ever trying to do something herself. The handles on the nozzle that you apply pressure to in short 2 second bursts are too far apart for me to push on in that position that quickly haha anyway it looked like a volcano erupted on the ceiling. It was dripping down all over the tub haha. So I patted it to make it look more natural. By that evening 1/2 of it had dripped off and there were huge WET SPOTS. Oh and the color was more of a grey than the white I had hoped for.

So anyway this is what it looks like a week later. I am so fed up that I think its just going to sit like this for another week or two. Who cares at this point. I am opened to any suggestions on how to fix this other than scraping off the entire ceiling and painting it. I thought about breaking up some Styrofoam and rolling in glue and smashing up there and repainting it.......... roflmao what do you think? would that work??