Monday, February 12, 2007

Work

I have yet to talk about work on my blog. I feel like I would be committing a major crime. Something about disclosing information and such. Now let me think about this............... if I don't give locations, numbers, names, or any other identifiable information will I be committing any crime??

I think not so here goes.

First I work in "Cargo Transportation" that's all I will say you can figure it out by reading haha

Ok so I have decided to take some of my funniest incidents and share from time to time. Now I will refer to what we transport as cargo.

So Highlights from today

this came over the "speaking machine" ummm someone, I need help. The *cargo* has opened the back door and they are jumping out down the road.
(at this point another *transporter* gets on the "speaking machine" and verifies that yes indeed there is *cargo* running down the road.)
This makes me look at my own *cargo* and thank my lucky stars they haven't done this and pray that they don't hear about this over the "speaking machine" and think to try sometime.

Another *transporter* gets on the "speaking machine" and says that when they did a walk around their *transporting capsule* they didn't notice major damage. However, there is now lots of MAJOR DAMAGE on the side of their *transporting capsule*
(again another *transporter* verifies that yes there is MAJOR DAMAGE)
I am laughing so hard at this point that my *cargo* is in fear that I may drive off the road. What is so funny they ask. Well how about the fact that just last week that *transporting capsule* was HIT BY A CAR.
Since it hasn't made it in the shop yet, I suppose that yes there would be major damage. Esp since they had to raise transporter up by crane to remove car!!!!
Now of course the best part is...........HOW DID THE DRIVER MISS THIS!!!!! HOW DO YOU WALK AROUND YOUR *TRANSPORTING CAPSULE* AND NOT NOTICE A DENT THE SIZE OF A CAR IN THE SIDE OF IT???????

Ok that's all I will share for today but since we are getting a big snow storm tonight I am sure there will be some good stories for tomorrow!!

2 comments:

Alexis Jacobs said...

Gee, I wonder what your job is?

Jamie's mommy said...

You need to keep us updated on your job I can't remember when I laughed so much. You will be able to write a book 1 of these days LOL